Tom, or Tam to his friends, was in every definition of the word, an average
thirty-three year old British man. Married with two children, a steady, if
somewhat soul-crushingly repetitive nine till five job and proud owner of a
Dapol Flying Scotsman model railway
Tam had never been a greedy man, or a particularly ambitious one at that.
Content with being content, the man still had a relatively full head of hair
and his waistline had only been creeping out rather than spilling out like a
hole in a dam. His humour consisted of recycled dirty jokes from days long gone
at school and repeating lines from Top Gear. Tam was a simple man.
So when he inherited more money than he thought was in the Bank of
Scotland, Tam's world changed drastically. For a start it was more money than
ever possible to count (Five followed by nine zeros) and Tam was a man
accustomed to tax rebates and stressing over VAT receipts, a medium of the
middle class. Tam might not have earned the money but he might have deserved
it. The only thing he was guilty of was looking away when passing the
homeless begging.
Money changes people, a man-made concept that corrupts the soul; it's a
game changer for anyone. Tam, with hindsight, should have been smart enough to
realize this and should have prepared him and his family better. He didn't
however and it didn't take long for the rotten and vile syndrome of greed to
take control of him.
Tam wasn't just rich overnight, he was stupidly rich overnight. Rather than
spend hours constructing the scenic (and realistic) surroundings for his model
train to pass through, he bought a train. Instead of reciting Jeremy Clarkson’s
lines, he was having a pint with him. He no longer wore the Primark discount
value t-shirts tucked into his Springsteen-esque blue jeans (which were always
higher up his waist than should be physically possible). He now wore hand
stitched Armani tailored suits and was so heavily doused in cologne, it was
impossible to tell if he had a natural scent.
Once, while lodged in the limbo of traffic, Tam slipped a relic of his
youth into the cars CD player (a relic within a relic, driven by a relic), the
CD, a Pearl Jam record, brought nostalgia filled memories flooding back to Tam
and soon he was singing along like a teenager in his parents garage. Seeing the
young drivers around him brought a surge of embarrassment on for Tam and he
quickly ejected the disc and shuffled on the radio, trying to look well
mannered. This brought a great deal of shame on Tam for many years, he never
understood the desire and need to conform to standards of strangers, especially
when trapped in a tin can on the road. Nowadays, Pearl Jam play private concerts
for Tam and the thought of nostalgic memories is just a forgotten memory in
itself.
Tam is no longer the suburban British man he once was. Surrounded by
hangers on and leeches and spoiled to the core, Thomas no longer dreams and he
was never particularly much of a dreamer in the first place. He needs not and
wants not, he just gets. He can scarcely remember his three, or was it two,
children and his now ex-wife's face has been blurred from his mind by the
string of loose woman that consume his life
Tam, or Thomas as he likes to be called now, was in every definition of the
word, an average thirty-three year old corrupted man.
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